Thought of the Day
I am a gentleman: I live by robbing the poor.

Yesterday's Thought Was
When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.
By Erma Bombeck  1927 - 1996

American author & humorist, Erma Bombeck had one of the longest running columns in newspaper history - At the same time, she battled breast cancer and a deadly kidney disorder.